Dare We Introduce Limericks?
(I SWEAR I didn't start it!)

Name: A Wooly Man
Location: George, WA
Date: Thursday, June 1, 19100 at 12:58:30

     A merry ol' troop from seattle
     set out for the gorge to do battle
     where there's smoke, mirth and rumpus
     with Don, Walt and Bumpus
     and the ewe-sheep are nervous as cattle.